While countless groups, charities and governments have been toiling for centuries in pursuit of the holy grail of humanity – World Peace – there is one group that is striving with the best to do its part; the organizers of the Global Orgasm for Peace.
Why orgasm? Let’s check out the official website:
To effect positive change in the energy field of the earth through conscious dedication of orgasmic energy to the vibration of Peace. Our minds and our biology influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts before, during, and after orgasm on peace and loving-kindness, the synergy of high orgasmic physical energy combined with the power of positive visualization could help reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear. Orgasm is the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological and spiritual energies. It is a biological gift! What better way to achieve your resolution for Peace?
Er, well, we’re not sure how factually correct that is but let’s run with it! The Global Orgasm for Peace takes place twice a year in June and December, but the organizers highly recommend that you practice as much as possible in a continued effort for world peace.
…Do you need a better reason than that??
When: December 21st, 2012